Apparently Americans are a little testy now that our dollar is on par with theirs (if you haven’t seen Stephen Colbert’s bit on this, watch it here).
Seems the Americans had a little get-together today where they blasted Canada’s porous border yet again.
I’m so tired of hearing this. They make us sound like a bigger threat than Iran.
My favourite part, though, was this Senator’s comment:
“With the exception of the U.S., there are more international terrorist organizations active in Canada than anywhere else in the world.”
Now, let’s break this phrase down, particularly the beginning phrase. It says, “With the exception of the U.S.” The US? Who’s that? Oh yeah – that’s those AMERICANS! So, Canada has the most terrorist organizations after – the US! Oh you Americans, you sneaky people! Trying to fool us into thinking we’re oh so dangerous to you, when you’re more dangerous to yourselves.
What they say is true: the only thing an American has to fear is another American.